Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
How's work?
Spinning.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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