You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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