Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
how drunk are you?
Several
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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