We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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