windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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