I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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