oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The Olympian is in my bed
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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