I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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