i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I need a beard to bite.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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