hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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