Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
