Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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