That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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