You just made me feel so damn special
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Farmville is her only friend.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Randomize
