How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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