whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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