He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You need Xanax blowdarts
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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