She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We left the knife in your bed.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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