at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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