i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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