Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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