If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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