in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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