Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
