is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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