I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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