Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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