Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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