Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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