He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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