In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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