I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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