She said her name was "party"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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