I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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