id be glad to
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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