I bet he comes in French.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
