whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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