it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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