Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
