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(208): View more from Idaho

Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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(619): View more from California

It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.

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(913): View more from Kansas

His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.

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(850): View more from Florida

He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!

(407): View more from Florida

You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?

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