Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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