Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
