Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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