If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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