if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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