your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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