i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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