Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dick very happy bro
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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