Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
you never un-have a 4some
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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