i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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