Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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