you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
not ubering you a puppy
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