ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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